Chaos!
Apr. 20th, 2026 12:21 am( Nooo! The bunnies! )
Tommy tracks down Billy, and his phone spouts some unhelpful suggestions.
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Chaos Magic
Apr. 19th, 2026 02:27 pm( the hand got up and crawled towards her, not unlike Thing from the Addams Family )
Artie and Jean-Phillipe bail when denied access to coffee.
( Mamma mia! Non mi touchi! Bastardo! )
THE SWEENEY - Log 10
Apr. 19th, 2026 03:32 pmWARNING: Explicit content and language.
( It would be more fun if it was about the absurdly named sativa strains. At least then one of us has to say Skywalker Kush without smiling. )
THE SWEENEY - Log 9
Apr. 19th, 2026 03:28 pmWARNING: Explicit content and language.
( I would not insult you by offering anything less than remarkable. )
Alert: All Residents
Apr. 19th, 2026 02:27 pmINCIDENT ALERT: TRAINING ACCIDENT
THREAT LEVEL: LOW
STAFF RESPONSE IN PROGRESS
THE SWEENEY - Log 8
Apr. 19th, 2026 03:24 pmWARNING: Explicit content and language.
( Adam said he'd buy something nice if I was a good luck charm, )
Sunday Afternoon: The Chaos Rolls In [Clarice, Marius, Kyle, Laura, Gaia]
Apr. 19th, 2026 02:22 pm( That...was not in the manual. )
Events escalate. Marius recruits Kyle in a search for logic, which Gaia and Laura (partially) provide.
( I believe it is one of the newcomers. The one who consorts with the witch. )
THE SWEENEY - Log 7
Apr. 19th, 2026 03:21 pmWARNING: Explicit content and language
( You know, intellectually, we all know a twenty thousand quid bottle of scotch exists. )>
Wanda & Billy, Sunday afternoon
Apr. 19th, 2026 02:01 pm( But we can change the very fabric of the world around us and influence it in ways only those with our gifts can. )
THE SWEENEY - Log 5
Apr. 18th, 2026 08:29 pmWARNING: Explicit content and language.
( But I also know he is in the back of your head as well. Don't let him out. That's all I ask. )
THE SWEENEY - Log 4
Apr. 18th, 2026 08:26 pmWARNING: Explicit content and language.
( I can smell the weakness of the Ancient One on you. )
THE SWEENEY - Log 3
Apr. 18th, 2026 08:24 pmWARNING: Explicit content and language.
( Dangerous waters you're fishing, Mandy. More than old Rack would risk. )
THE SWEENEY - Log 2
Apr. 17th, 2026 03:18 pm( It's a bit of a dumb crime when you think about it. )
Email to Clea, Topaz, Stephen, Marie-Ange and Kevin
Apr. 15th, 2026 06:03 pmHey all,
Something's come up in London's magical underground and we need a specialised team to deal with it. Stephen, we'd appreciate your input since there's a Kamar-Taj element. Details at the briefing, SV offices in an hour.
And just as a head's up, I'll be asking Tante if we can borrow Adam. He's got particular experience with the people we'll be dealing with. You can yell at me later.
A.
THE SWEENEY - Log 1
Apr. 15th, 2026 03:35 pm( Exactly, and like any intelligence professional, I do so hate people thinking for themselves. )
The case of the missing notifications
Apr. 11th, 2026 11:58 pmI keep forgetting to post about this: we've been troubleshooting the "missing notifications" problem for the past few days. (Well, I say "we", really I mean Mark and Robby; I'm just the amanuensis.) It's been one of those annoying loops of "find a logical explanation for what could be causing the problem, fix that thing, observe that the problem gets better for some people but doesn't go away completely, go back to step one and start again", sigh.
Mark is hauling out the heavy debugging ordinance to try to find the root cause. Once he's done building all the extra logging tools he needs, he'll comment to this entry. After he does, if you find a comment that should have gone to your inbox and sent an email notification but didn't, leave him a link to the comment that should have sent the notification, as long as the comment itself was made after Mark says he's collecting them. (I'd wait and post this after he gets the debug code in but I need to go to sleep and he's not sure how long it will take!)
We're sorry about the hassle! Irregular/sporadic issues like this are really hard to troubleshoot because it's impossible to know if they're fixed or if they're just not happening while you're looking. With luck, this will give us enough information to figure out the root cause for real this time.
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Apr. 11th, 2026 11:18 amI don't believe in expiration dates either but some of you are really gross and maybe forget that we live in shared common areas